Monday 24 September 2007

Slogan Toss

A Gaelic dish of fish giblets and turnips?
Actually, no. This is Slogan Toss...
"In the race for value, make sure you choose Citroen"
Saw this on the telly last night. The race for value? Is that like the queue in Poundland?

Someone got paid to write that. Actual real money. Probably a lot. I blame the buyer.

The Slogan Toss Top Ten of Shame - Call for entries...
You're already thinking of something you've seen that's worse. Go on, lets hear it.

Post a comment now, while it's still making you twitch.

Why Slogan Toss? Because they are thrown together with such careless abandon. And, because they're complete toss.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Imagine what Citroën can do for you."

Meaningless. Mawkish. Mince.

Anonymous said...

Different subject, but why are the NHS advertising breastfeeding on the radio?

Surely there are other opportunities such as pre-natal check-ups etc. Besides, pregnant women are one of the easiest audiences to target specifically.

Just as well the NHS has got plenty of money to spend on pushing a message of narrow relevance to such a wide audience.

Anonymous said...

"Shaping my tomorrow."

Total tosspottery.